Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
