If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell