The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

I risked loss And lost; I win

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste