I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
