Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…