Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…