People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates