You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The less you need to control the more powerful you

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;