Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
