Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar