The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,