According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant