The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway