Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix