Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…