The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business