John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
