It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go