When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

In our free will When we are free to do anything It is easy to lose sight of the fa… That God is in control of everyth… But for what we choose

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

It’s always darkest before the yawn

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death