At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

One thing I could do Was need control

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–