It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I risked loss And lost; I win

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…