No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
