What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
