There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Love may never win but love always ties

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…