People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
