Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome