In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys