Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice