When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
