I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after