I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary