According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
