I changed My mind By following My heart
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
