My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies