In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
