The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
