The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road