What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
