Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service