As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends