Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money