I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time