All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

I risked loss And lost; I win

There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work