For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade