None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience