The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did