Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story