TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Love may never win but love always ties

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made