Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
My ego is too big
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
