I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy