There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
