It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Life is trying So Die trying
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
