We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance