Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
