I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see