If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
