You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…