What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
