God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain