At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled