Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
