Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant