We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…