I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
